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Mildred cuts loose	Zorg blends in
Deep in the jungle...	The key to a worm milkshake
It's called a "buffet"	Feline accessories
The softball self-esteem initiative	What cavities worry about
Henry seemed to have it all	My love for you is off the charts
Chicken and egg answer an age old question	The day the chickens took flight
Hands up...it's a choke collar...	Coming to terms with the loss of your dry cleaners
Anthropologists finally identify the elusive, lisping cobra	Contact lenses make my eyes bulge
Cow's eyes dipped in petroleum	Living happily in a place called denial
The power of positive thinking	It's over Herbert...
Introducing: the self-dunking doughnut	One day, just to be contrary...
Sometimes you just need a moment to be alone with your thoughts	Egg diary: fear of frying
Eye, ear, nose and throat doctor	Beatrice got tired of playing second fiddle
Give peace a chance	I'd like to unfreeze my assets
Goat tee with goatee	Henry, our relationship is on the rocks
A bad hair day	Best Wishes, Harvard University
Stop hogging the ball	Fido confesses
I may be paranoid...	Direct marketing to zoo animals
It's important to love what you do	Sally knew that she was born to tap dance
Exotic bird beauty pageant	One day...
Radioactive waste	The standardized aptitude test's reading apprehension section
What rocks talk about	Waiting for the other shoe to drop
Snake charmer	Well, if you happen to see him...
Diary of a sneeze	Rub-a-dub-dub
An automated telemarketer calls your answering machine	Telephone tag
Fashion envy	Behind bars at the ketchup factory
The bedbugs hogged the blankets
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